I have done it, returned form death itself! Nah just kidding, my dog got attacked by my neighbor's dog and he's been in a bad way the past few days so I have to watch him when I'm not working, I'm sorry for being away everyone and I know it's poor leadership on my part for not giving anyone a real heads up, but I'll be back when I can! My step mom just got back from vacation and she has 400+ emails to answer from work so she'll be hogging the land line, anyways everyone I will attempt to amaze you with posts later this very day. Stayed tuned!
[Throws my left hand down, an explosion of smoke hiding me from view before vanishing]
Subject: REBORN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! 
